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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 July 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1676
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About kiss98367 : Hey, my name is Nicole. Born and raised in Port Orchard, Washington. I live to hunt, fish, and go ATVing. I'm a total outdoors girl and I shoot sporting clays competitively. My favorite brand is Browning. I'd rather be out getting muddy than going to some fancy dinner or out on the town. I'm down to Earth and easy to talk to. I love to laugh and have a good time. Anything else you want to know, just ask ;)

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