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About kirra16 : Hello, I see that you've been creeping. I don't have much to say except that my profile picture is just to show my tee shirt. I love The Beatles. You don't care. . If Yu TaLk LiK DiS I will bitch slap you with a shovel
My bad about the "natzi" spelling, Multitasking can lead to stupid things.
Ohwell you got your shits and giggles so I don't care.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML
Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML
Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise. I stood up, took a moment to soak up some sunlight, and then spent the next hour too scared to go make my morning coffee, after my mother loudly moaned, "Ah yeah, give it to me, Woody!" from down the hall. FML
Monday 30 November 2015