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kirbyviper93
  • Town/Country : Indiana
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 April 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1392
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I decided to tell my mother what I thought about religion. I've been raised catholic. I told her I was converting to Wicca, to which she sort of nodded and walked away. I went into my room to study with my earbuds in, music loud. I walked out to see a cross nailed above my door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33950) - you deserved it (29973)

On 05/23/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40240) - you deserved it (17035)

On 03/08/2009 at 5:02pm - misc - by serverdessert - United States (Maryland)



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