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kirbyviper93
  • Town/Country : Indiana
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 April 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I decided to tell my mother what I thought about religion. I've been raised catholic. I told her I was converting to Wicca, to which she sort of nodded and walked away. I went into my room to study with my earbuds in, music loud. I walked out to see a cross nailed above my door. FML

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On 05/23/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

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On 05/14/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Flicker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML

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On 03/08/2009 at 5:02pm - misc - by serverdessert - United States (Maryland)



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