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  • Birth Date : Friday 19 January 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 54
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show my dad a picture on my phone, my boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight." FML

#20598564
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65278) - you deserved it (12535)

On 04/17/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I hired out a motel room so I could stay there by myself and lie to my mother and grandmother about having friends. This is the third time. FML

#20492687
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30429) - you deserved it (13736)

On 02/04/2013 at 2:45am - love - by lonelyloser - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML

#20489987
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28501) - you deserved it (18470)

On 02/02/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by ineedalife (woman) - Australia

Today, after much self-doubt and awkwardness, I learned that I look amazing in a little black dress. Now I have to figure out what I'm going to tell my wife. FML

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11565) - you deserved it (55441)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML

#16338275
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30399) - you deserved it (8941)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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