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  • Town/Country : CA, USA
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  • Birth Date : Friday 19 January 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 18
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show my dad a picture on my phone, my boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight." FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52801) - you deserved it (9750)

On 04/17/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I hired out a motel room so I could stay there by myself and lie to my mother and grandmother about having friends. This is the third time. FML

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103 comments

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On 02/04/2013 at 2:45am - love - by lonelyloser - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML

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125 comments

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On 02/02/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by ineedalife (woman) - Australia

Today, after much self-doubt and awkwardness, I learned that I look amazing in a little black dress. Now I have to figure out what I'm going to tell my wife. FML

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201 comments

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On 01/29/2013 at 12:28am - intimacy - by ohfuckwaffles (man) - United States (Washington)

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Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

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266 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML

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141 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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