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  • Town/Country : perth, australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 January 1996 (18 years)
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Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML

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