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  • Town/Country : perth, australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 January 1996 (17 years)
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  • Number of comments : 10
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Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (97184) - you deserved it (23457)

On 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by mandy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55390) - you deserved it (10548)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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