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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 February 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2863
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kimpylump : Look I'm just a regular guy that believes all the problems in the world can be solved by getting rid of all the fat chicks in the world. That doesn't mean to dispose of them no. It means that if fat chicks around the world would do some simple exercises until they lose all that extra weight then we can all live in a much better world.

Of course I hope you all realize this is a joke. I mean I could care less if you were overweight or underweight. But for right now I'm acting like its the biggest problem to society.

Go on a diet.

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