About kimmy91 : 20, Aussie. I read FML each night before falling asleep and comment occasionally if i'm awake enough. To all the grammar nazis and other annoying people -> calm this shit down...it's just FML!!!! I can speak, read and write too but I don't need to correct every typo and spelling error to feel validated as a person. Message me if you'd like to..although I may not get it for a while because I mostly use the app.
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kimmy91's favorite FMLs
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
by maybe dead in a day / 01/20/2013 at 2:28pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by damnthedog / 01/19/2013 at 2:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
by nomegusta / 01/05/2013 at 10:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
by maxedoutidiot / 12/12/2012 at 9:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, it's been 13 months since I've been living in the States. I've been called a Nazi, asked if we have electricity in Germany, and been made fun of the way I speak with my "German accent", the list goes on. I'm not even German, I'm Danish. FML
by LearnGeographyUSA / 12/12/2012 at 1:45am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by reedcarter / 12/03/2012 at 9:14pm / Miscellaneous
by fabs1171 / 11/29/2012 at 12:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
by lobstercola / 11/24/2012 at 11:35am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML
by Embarassed / 11/23/2012 at 1:14am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by besviken / 11/18/2012 at 5:53pm / Sweden (Uppsala Lan) / Intimacy
by you / 10/30/2012 at 3:46pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Andrew / 10/30/2012 at 2:08am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassed when she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, "Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie!" She honestly thought this would work. FML
by Agirl / 10/25/2012 at 7:44pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Kallian / 10/25/2012 at 3:08am / Australia / Money
by bill / 10/24/2012 at 7:14am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
- Today, one of my coworkers was told to empty the clothes dryer and put in more tea towels. I know… Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided… Today, I found out my hours at work were getting cut and given to another employee. Not only are my…