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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 January 1995 (20 years)
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2DAY I WAS PLAYING SOCCERHEN A PLAYER KICKED THE BALL AT MY CROTCH. IN PAIN , I KNEELED DOWN. THE REFEREE CUMMED UP TO ME ANHISPERED , "THE SMALLER THEY ARE , THE MORE IT HURTS." FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42697) - you deserved it (3703)

On 10/07/2013 at 8:21pm - misc - by Agax (man) - United States (California)

Today... I Walkd In On Mah Roommatehacking Off To Clown Porn. FML

#20895842
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51659) - you deserved it (6317)

On 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I asked ma boyfriend if e'd rater play te new Assassin's Creed game or ave a nigt of sex wit me . He started crying from indecision . FML

#20176354
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34515) - you deserved it (10967)

On 11/24/2012 at 8:54am - intimacy - by ladylol (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my looool boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. mega FML

#20094500
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30912) - you deserved it (5265)

On 09/30/2012 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (56167) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today I told my grlfriend that I would still care 4 her if she was a vegetable. She informd looool me that if I was a potato she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

#19459433
126 comments

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On 04/13/2012 at 12:46am - love - by jesifairy - Australia

Taday I got home to fine our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbd by a Brony. FML

#19450814
175 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity!! After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up!!

#19249528
600 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24357) - you deserved it (54744)

On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, hile taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on mah head, laughed hysterically, and ran off looool screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today , I had looool a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written ( Chuck Norris ) as the answer 4 every question on his test. FML

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441 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, it was my daugter's brtday . Se ad been wanting a cat fir a long time, so I went to te animal selter an got an orange one . As soon as se saw it, se ran upstair screaming, ( GINGER! GINGER! ) Se refuse to come downstair until I get rid of ( te soulles creature . ) FML

#14644616
368 comments

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On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

I racaivad a call from child cara. Apparantly, my four yaar-old boy triad to start a mosh pit during naptima. FML

#14295570
298 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today... my boyfriend ditched me... saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later... I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. fat FML

#13738415
243 comments

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On 11/06/2010 at 1:24pm - love - by anonymous_0505 (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today...hile driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of mah car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at mah windscreen an shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

#5724132
148 comments

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On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, the gas station right in front of my apartment had people listening to loud music all night. I have this 3 looool hour test at 7:30am an didn't get any sleep. Worst of all, here in Brazil, calling the police won't help a thing. Instead of actually helping, they'll stop an join the party. FML

#5462375
64 comments

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On 09/25/2009 at 4:33am - misc - by stupidpolicia (woman) - Brazil (Distrito Federal)



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