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About kimg0885 : Well hello! I love FML it makes me feel better!
So about me.... I'm married with kids. I love my family dearly but sometimes when life seems to be a little to shitty I like to remind myself that it could be worse. Unless I read a total YDI type of FML then I start to wonder about humanity. Well I guess that's all I want to share with you guys, message me and I might respond.😉

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Today, thinking I was alone in my house, I went downstairs in my underwear, singing at the top of my voice. I strutted into the kitchen to find two middle-aged men I'd never seen before sat at the kitchen table, drinking coffee. Turns out they will be painting our house for the next two weeks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22610) - you deserved it (3831)

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