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kimftwxox
  • Town/Country : jamaica
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 December 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 164
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About kimftwxox : Im kim, i love this because it's so entertaining in so many way, i go on it on my phone every night before i go to sleep, very addictive lol!

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Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

#16028485
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20072) - you deserved it (19121)

On 05/03/2011 at 1:22am - misc - by AE86Turbo (man) - United States (California)

Today, after teaching my 4 year old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML

#16028300
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29103) - you deserved it (5748)

On 05/03/2011 at 1:01am - kids - by armywife980 -

Today, I came across an old man sitting on the pavement with a bottle of beer in one hand. He was crying. I thought I would be a good Samaritan and see if he was okay. After 15 minutes of hearing about how much his life sucked, he mugged me. FML

#16025758
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27673) - you deserved it (7171)

On 05/02/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by kimftwxox - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

#15689615
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13577) - you deserved it (58416)

On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (460062) - you deserved it (571641)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (987361) - you deserved it (78532)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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