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kimftwxox
  • Town/Country : jamaica
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 December 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 255
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About kimftwxox : Im kim, i love this because it's so entertaining in so many way, i go on it on my phone every night before i go to sleep, very addictive lol!

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Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

#16028485
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23618) - you deserved it (24164)

On 05/03/2011 at 1:22am - misc - by AE86Turbo (man) - United States (California)

Today, after teaching my 4 year old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML

#16028300
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32258) - you deserved it (6997)

On 05/03/2011 at 1:01am - kids - by armywife980 -

Today, I came across an old man sitting on the pavement with a bottle of beer in one hand. He was crying. I thought I would be a good Samaritan and see if he was okay. After 15 minutes of hearing about how much his life sucked, he mugged me. FML

#16025758
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28897) - you deserved it (7277)

On 05/02/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by kimftwxox - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

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183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16065) - you deserved it (71518)

On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1096102) - you deserved it (108856)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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