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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2421
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About kimee21 : Hiiii.
I'm Kimmie,
My english is not perfect, my first language is french, so I'm sorry in advance if I make any mistakes.

I love my boyfriend, figure skating, Ian Harding and food.

:) have a nice day!

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Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

#18888534
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17158) - you deserved it (6547)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

#18851241
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36186) - you deserved it (3977)

On 01/19/2012 at 3:32am - intimacy - by missprude666 (woman) - Australia

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14068) - you deserved it (24264)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML

#18482161
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30440) - you deserved it (2235)

On 12/11/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen, I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu, because I "still look like a twelve year old". FML

#18419165
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28327) - you deserved it (3584)

On 12/03/2011 at 1:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

#18346597
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37427) - you deserved it (8356)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

#18346585
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34077) - you deserved it (7149)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26789) - you deserved it (7947)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML

#18003524
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34761) - you deserved it (2270)

On 10/17/2011 at 12:04am - animals - by minder97 - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML

#17960202
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33660) - you deserved it (8205)

On 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm - intimacy - by margelover (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

#17734128
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23038) - you deserved it (9319)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50249) - you deserved it (7804)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33046) - you deserved it (14664)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML

#15339337
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41742) - you deserved it (11204)

On 03/16/2011 at 6:05pm - kids - by WTF -

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

#14922394
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (122896) - you deserved it (5368)

On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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