About kimee21 : Hiiii.
My english is not perfect, my first language is french, so I'm sorry in advance if I make any mistakes.
I love my boyfriend, figure skating, Ian Harding and food.
:) have a nice day!
About kimee21 : Hiiii.
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by lovingthis / 01/09/2013 at 11:48am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
by Anonymous / 12/31/2012 at 10:44am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/27/2012 at 11:31pm / United States / Love
by well, i am now / 12/27/2012 at 7:24pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
by nekkidness / 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by TypeOhNegative / 10/22/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
by mrricecakes / 03/23/2012 at 1:55am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/18/2012 at 8:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
by Anonymous / 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm / Ireland / Intimacy
by Major3 / 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left for the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML
by mark / 03/05/2012 at 5:55pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML
by oh.geez / 02/05/2012 at 3:00am / United States / Animals
by Courtney / 02/04/2012 at 3:22pm / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by Jayde / 02/04/2012 at 12:12am / United States (Texas) / Love
by unholy shit / 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced… Today, we had my grandmother with dementia round for tea. She looked me up and down and said, very… Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours…