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kimee21
  • Town/Country : Quebec, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 August 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1065
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About kimee21 : Hiiii.
My name is Kimberly
I am a figure skater, I love chocolate, My boyfriend ,Cats and Dogs, House.
My first language is french, so sorry if my english isn't perfect.

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Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4655) - you deserved it (1128)

On 02/05/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by oh.geez (woman) - United States

Today, I tried to inconspicuously hock a loogie. It went down my bra. FML

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On 02/04/2012 at 3:22pm - misc - by Courtney - Reserved

Today, I received a single, handmade valentines card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6831) - you deserved it (1457)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

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On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

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On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

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On 01/19/2012 at 3:32am - intimacy - by missprude666 (woman) - Australia

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

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On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML

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On 12/11/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen, I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu, because I "still look like a twelve year old". FML

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On 12/03/2011 at 1:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

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On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

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On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML

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On 10/17/2011 at 12:04am - animals - by minder97 - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML

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On 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm - intimacy - by margelover (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6820) - you deserved it (2789)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)