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About killuminatirebel : “The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it.”
― George Orwell
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Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML
Monday 1 September 2014