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killuminatirebel
  • Town/Country : Cairo, Egypt
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 September 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 175
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About killuminatirebel : The reason I made an FML account is to read all the funny posts that make me thankful for my life, when I read the posts I feel satisfied because I feel that I should appreciate my life and be thankful. My name is Ahmed and I am Egyptian, I take interest in politics and love having political discussions, I am an anti illuminati rebel who is always against the new world order, and people I hate the most are brainwashed sheep who are unaware of the media brainwashing the masses, we need to all unite and fight our true enemy, as long as the illuminati exist there will never be peace, wake up and resist the system! feel free to message me, I enjoy political and philosophical discussions and would want to know your point of view....

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Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53282) - you deserved it (4470)

On 07/20/2013 at 3:37pm - money - by Nick (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was once again handed a document to translate along with the comment "Good luck, it doesn't make sense to begin with." If my translation doesn't, though, I will not get paid. FML

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On 07/02/2013 at 10:35am - work - by Demotivation (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, while life-guarding in a 55+ community, I greeted a man by saying: "Good morning Sir!" He responded with, "Cut the shit kid, I'm not that fucking old." FML

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On 06/25/2013 at 5:45pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)



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