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About killuminatirebel : The reason I made an FML account is to read all the funny posts that make me thankful for my life, when I read the posts I feel satisfied because I feel that I should appreciate my life and be thankful. My name is Ahmed and I am Egyptian, I take interest in politics and love having political discussions, I am an anti illuminati rebel who is always against the new world order, and people I hate the most are brainwashed sheep who are unaware of the media brainwashing the masses, we need to all unite and fight our true enemy, as long as the illuminati exist there will never be peace, wake up and resist the system! feel free to message me, I enjoy political and philosophical discussions and would want to know your point of view....
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Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML
Friday 18 April 2014