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killuhand

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 September 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 423
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my brother sent me an image by Skype, saying I really had to see it. I figured it was some kind of stupid joke, but I tried to look anyway. It wouldn't open. Turns out he thought he could just rename the ".exe" on a virus to ".jpg" and it would still run. My brother's a cretin. FML

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