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killpro
  • Town/Country : Newport Beach, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 August 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1315
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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 Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

#12621372 (217)

I agree, your life sucks (47379) - you deserved it (2944)

On 08/19/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by divorced - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

#12617958 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (28380) - you deserved it (4606)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How is the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

#12099804 (331)

I agree, your life sucks (7724) - you deserved it (74744)

On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

#9184901 (388)

I agree, your life sucks (42938) - you deserved it (4389)

On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States

Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML

#8968653 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (5768) - you deserved it (15349)

On 03/10/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by RyanM (man) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa masturbating, with a message that said he wished me a white Christmas. FML

#6401581 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (13633) - you deserved it (2636)

On 11/22/2009 at 4:15am - intimacy - by lonewolf2701 - United States

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

#3654614 (197)

I agree, your life sucks (33585) - you deserved it (19120)

On 07/10/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by roar_shark - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I lost my cell phone. Since I sleep on the couch, I started looking through the cushions. I didn't find my phone, but after 6 months of uncomfortably sleeping on the couch, I find out I'm sleeping on top of a pull out bed. FML

#3550843 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (12982) - you deserved it (41584)

On 07/07/2009 at 10:34am - misc - by stupid (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML

#2767851 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (16589) - you deserved it (41420)

On 06/10/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by sluttydancer (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

#121869 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (15379) - you deserved it (38952)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by shilpajayseanfan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)