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About killak41 : I'm the dude that plays the dude disguised as another dude.

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Today, I was looking through some old family pictures for a scrapbook I'm making. I found images of my dad passed out in his underwear, my great-grandpa having a drunken bath, and an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML

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Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

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