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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7481
  • Number of comments : 444
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About kikiface : you are my favorite person, and i love reading YOU :D

you will either agree with me to the point of love, or disagree with me to the point of hate. it happens!

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kikiface's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my #1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them." FML

#8576368
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28596) - you deserved it (5495)

On 02/23/2010 at 12:17am - work - by meaganlea (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML

#8548832
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29833) - you deserved it (1713)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today, I witnessed my roommate pop a blister with a skewer and casually place it back in the kitchen drawer, before wiping what seeped out with the teatowel. FML

#8547021
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26667) - you deserved it (1701)

On 02/22/2010 at 5:13am - misc - by OMFG (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML

#8539206
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28253) - you deserved it (2406)

On 02/22/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by sandiego - United States (Texas)

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

#8435501
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33916) - you deserved it (3270)

On 02/19/2010 at 3:24am - animals - by OMGraven (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML

#5479094
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15377) - you deserved it (60976)

On 09/26/2009 at 1:34am - love - by bigdawg702 (man) - United States

Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML

#4511410
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49561) - you deserved it (18271)

On 08/13/2009 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by onehundredpercenteffed (man) - United States (Idaho)



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