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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 August 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7925
  • Number of comments : 444
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About kikiface : you are my favorite person, and i love reading YOU :D

you will either agree with me to the point of love, or disagree with me to the point of hate. it happens!

kikiface's page activity

Visits<b>Hibernicis</b> - 9 hours ago<b>Shadow9876</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 11:27pm<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 10:50pm<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 7:25pm<b>WolfsScar</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 10:48pm<b>brandongreen1243</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 12:03am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 2:38am<b>PEACE53737</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 8:47am<b>happysmile987</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 1:02pm<b>EevieBear</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 11:51pm<b>zuvi9</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 3:09am<b>liv1222</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 11:19am<b>TokioCore</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 10:06am<b>niksatter96</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 10:10am<b>StarOfDoom</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 5:18pm<b>raz_berri93</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 6:51pm<b>bruhwhy</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 4:58pm<b>aha_awkward_</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 3:41pm

Fucked!<b>Nahpets</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 8:38am<b>niksatter96</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 4:10pm<b>brandongreen1243</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 12:30am<b>_kristaaxo</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 2:54pm<b>sxy_ssq</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 11:16am<b>bossness061</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 9:19pm<b>trey600rr</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 3:41am<b>Standupmast3r</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 12:13am<b>Toolishing</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 2:00pm

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It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

kikiface's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my #1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them." FML

by meaganlea / 02/23/2010 at 12:17am / Canada (Quebec) / Work

Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML

by Anonymous / 02/22/2010 at 8:27am / Costa Rica (San Jose) / Miscellaneous

Today, I witnessed my roommate pop a blister with a skewer and casually place it back in the kitchen drawer, before wiping what seeped out with the teatowel. FML

by OMFG / 02/22/2010 at 5:13am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML

by sandiego / 02/22/2010 at 12:02am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

by OMGraven / 02/19/2010 at 3:24am / United States (Georgia) / Animals

Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML

by bigdawg702 / 09/26/2009 at 1:34am / United States / Love

Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML

by onehundredpercenteffed / 08/13/2009 at 9:46pm / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

by Anonymous / 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

by FML.. / 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm / China (Hebei) / Intimacy