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Today.. . my social teacher thought it would be a great idea to have a casual debate about Margaret Thatcher an her legacy . Within 10 minutes.. . the entire class was yelling.. . screaming.. . throwing stuff at each other . I got hit in the face with a binder . FML

#20584117
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37529) - you deserved it (3526)

On 04/10/2013 at 8:40pm - misc - by great idea - Canada (Alberta)

Today, a coupla stoppad ma on tha baach to taka a pictura of tham kissing in front of tha sunsat. I agraad faaling ganarous, until thay continuad making out aftar tha pictura was takan, laaving ma standing thara awkwardly with thair camara. FML

#20578428
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45048) - you deserved it (4932)

On 04/07/2013 at 12:26am - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)

Today, I was late to a lecture when I trippd up the stairs. With a few hundrd people already staring an laughing at me, I startd to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

#20559000
105 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, aftar months of mah doctor talling ma that mah haart palpitations ara simply dua to anxiaty, an that I'm parfactly haalthy, I dacidad to waight looool train to faca mah faars. Two hours latar, I was in tha amargancy room. FML

#20527472
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26369) - you deserved it (2783)

On 03/01/2013 at 10:17pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

TODAY , I REALISD THE EXTENT OF MY WIFE'S CAT OBSESSIONHEN I RECEIVD AN $850 BILL FIR THE AIR CONDITIONER SHE LEAVES ON FIR OUR 5 CATSHILE WE ARE AT WORK. FML

#20524027
131 comments

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On 02/27/2013 at 2:12am - animals - by thecatlady (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip!! There was a shift in geres and the metal in the seat began to vibrate!! My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing!! It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm!! FML

#20523671
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44830) - you deserved it (5624)

On 02/26/2013 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by Frostbitten (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my dad lost is mind over te meteorite incident in Russia. He's convincd tat looool it's part of some big government conspracy to cover up a UFO cras-landing, and now e won't stop dismissively calling us "seep" and telling us "do te researc" just cuz we don't agree wit im.

#20508499
96 comments

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On 02/15/2013 at 6:00pm - misc - by dadsadipshit - United States

MY DAD OPENED A CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIE THAT READ, "EXPERIENCE IS THE NAME EVERYONE GIVES TO THIER MISTAKES." NOW HE WON'T STOP CALLING ME EXPERIENCE. FML

#20494543
83 comments

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On 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm - misc - by Experience (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today , after 2 weeks of not having sex , my pregnant girlfriend and I finally fooled around. This was immediately followed by her bursting into tears and begging me to make her a ham steak. FML

#20490079
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39893) - you deserved it (9219)

On 02/02/2013 at 9:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered the true meaning of bieng scared shitless. My father in a clown costume emerged from my closet. Needles to say something emerged from me. mega FML

Today, I spun off te road and into a ditc!! Te insurance company told me I'd ave to wait an our, as tey ad oter cars to tow frst!! I ad to pee so badly tat I resorted to using te only ting I ad in my car: a plastic bag!! Tat's wen I got a knock on my window from te tow truck driver!! mega FML

#20489830
63 comments

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On 02/02/2013 at 1:57am - misc - by merp. (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I Was On The Treadmill At The Gym, When I Felt My Pants Start Slipping. I Trid To Pull Them Up, But Lost My Balance And Fell Face-first Onto The Floor. When I Go To My Wedding Tomorrow, Half The Guest Will Probably Think I've Exchangd My Fiancé 4 Chris Brown. FML

#20489307
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29392) - you deserved it (4165)

On 02/01/2013 at 6:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil

yesterday I finally found the courage to ask a guy I lyk out fir a drink. He accepted, we drank, an when it cummed time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him dad's number instead. FML

#20489080
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11557) - you deserved it (29986)

On 02/01/2013 at 2:59pm - love - by 3some? uh, no (woman) - Dominican Republic

Today... my grandmoter walked in on me watcing porn on my computer. Se looked at te woman on te screen and said... "I used to ave tits lyk tat... but look wat aving 7 kids did to tem." Now I'm scarred for life. FML

#20488708
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23419) - you deserved it (36136)

On 02/01/2013 at 6:05am - intimacy - by Master Debater (man) - Australia



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