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Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

#618013 (863)

I agree, your life sucks (43464) - you deserved it (361127)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

#532942 (339)

I agree, your life sucks (30177) - you deserved it (104233)

On 03/22/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by Mason_Jayson - United States (Iowa)

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Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML

#517502 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (50882) - you deserved it (2698)

On 03/21/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by al0406 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

#507959 (265)

I agree, your life sucks (148905) - you deserved it (15219)

On 03/21/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Michigan)