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Today, after a conference with mah teacherho had previously accused me of not doing mah homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs 4 a month. FML

#17680724
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On 09/06/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by purpleivy (woman) - United States

Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would looool have his approval . His drunken friends nodded in agreement . FML

#17588509
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On 08/26/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Alexis - United States (Virginia)

Today , my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived , I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period an didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache an a massive boner all night. FML

#17538243
160 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by RohnAbheek - India (Maharashtra)

Today I went to pick up some of my cloths from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML

#17384017
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On 08/06/2011 at 1:41am - love - by ashlyn - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Was Taking A Dump Behind A Dumpster. I Suddenly Heard A Noise And A Vibration Against The Dumpster. It Was A Garbage Truck Lifting It To Collect The Trash. The Garbage Men Started Laughing And Took Out There Phones. FML

#17365713
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On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today mah boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for mah vagina!! Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex!! FML

#17338945
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On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter,ho is 18, asked mehy the lights on the car still worked. real FML

#17333376
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On 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by OhDeary (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I want shopping with mah grandma!! Sha want to tha bathroom an was gona for a long whila!! I jokingly askd , "What happand , u fall in?" Sha did!! Sha had shit all ovar tha back of har shrt!! FML

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On 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Ima_Moronski - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , my usband , wo is in te Navy , ad a couple of is sailor friends over to ang out. Te stereotype about tere swearing is true. My two year old now won't stop saying ( Fuck. ) FML

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On 07/23/2011 at 12:05am - kids - by oliveoyl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at my anniversary party an in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name!! FML

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On 07/18/2011 at 2:23pm - love - by Daria_Weiner (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

I Was At A Club Wit Ma Friends , Wen A Group Of Guys Approacd Us. It Got Quiet 4 A Second , An I Eard One Of Tem Say , ( It's Okay , I've Got Te Fat One Tis Time , ) Ten Walk Over An Start Talking To Me. FML

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On 07/17/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by grenade (woman) - United States (Ohio)

I Was Invitd Into A Group Chat On Skype. Everyone Ignord Everything I Said, So I Got Pissd And Startd Yelling At Them. Then I Realisd Mah Microphone Wasn't Pluggd In Right. FML

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162 comments

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On 07/10/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Canuckster (man) - Canada (Ontario)

2day mah girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage fir sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours an she hasn't stopped crying, praying an calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
359 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, While Using The Restroom At Work, I Dropped Mah Keys Into The Toilet. I Left To Fine Something To Get Them Out An Figured Nobody Would Use A Toilet With Keys In It. I Cummed Back To A Bowl Of Dung An ( Shit Happens ) Written On The Wall In Lipstick. FML

#16980115
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On 07/05/2011 at 12:04am - work - by Stacy - United States

Today, I had to dig up twin boys birth certificates 4 baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name 4 eight an a half years. FML

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On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)



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