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About khaya : My favourite possession is my rapist glasses.
My favourite bar is paddy's pub.
I have invested in a company manufacturing kitten mittens.
My left toe has stopped working as of yesterday.
My neighbour has stolen my door lock and demands Payment or a sexy dance.
I found out yesterday I am adopted and my real name is park chun woo, which ironically is my cat's name. I realised that stealing sweets does not pay off in the long run because my dentist is a rapist. I have also starting making my own soap from candle wax it is rough but smells like vanilla. I think this is enough for all you sickos looking at my profile and if you plan using this information against me just know I know where you live John, Kim, jack, Sarah etc. but Sadly I do not know where George lives, so George could use this against me but George is a nice guy so I'm not worried.
P.S. messaging me is not illegal but it is frowned upon.
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Friday 18 July 2014