- Town/Country :
Cape Town, South Africa
- Title : Mister
- Birth Date :
Thursday 18 February 1993 (20 years)
- Number of visits : 2251
- Number of comments : 723
- Number of FMLs :
0 confirmed out of 3 posted
About khaya : My favourite possession is my rapist glasses.
My favourite bar is paddy's pub.
I have invested in a company manufacturing kitten mittens.
My left toe has stopped working as of yesterday.
My neighbour has stolen my door lock and demands Payment or a sexy dance.
I found out yesterday I am adopted and my real name is park chun woo, which ironically is my cat's name. I realised that stealing sweets does not pay off in the long run because my dentist is a rapist. I have also starting making my own soap from candle wax it is rough but smells like vanilla. I think this is enough for all you sickos looking at my profile and if you plan using this information against me just know I know where you live John, Kim, jack, Sarah etc. but Sadly I do not know where George lives, so George could use this against me but George is a nice guy so I'm not worried.
P.S. messaging me is not illegal but it is frowned upon.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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