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  • Number of visits : 4240
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About khatuba : i'm a paki, baby.

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khatuba's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

#3991086
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62442) - you deserved it (27682)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML

#2932416
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77750) - you deserved it (5822)

On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25149) - you deserved it (79223)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25149) - you deserved it (79223)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML

#2405014
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49177) - you deserved it (12247)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:13pm - animals - by reb2632 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
955 comments

I agree, your life sucks (384401) - you deserved it (44118)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

#1114
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25045) - you deserved it (2663)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)



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