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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4303
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About khatuba : i'm a paki, baby.

khatuba's page activity

Visits<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 9:44am<b>rebow</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 10:18pm<b>LoneWolf2879</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 11:55am<b>cowboyslife</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 9:11pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 11:08pm<b>Clint_Westwood</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 10:19pm<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 7:15am<b>MdMan3</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 10:01am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 4:16pm<b>MissKylie</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 12:31am<b>odinhasaboner</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 6:38pm<b>Etched</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 10:11am<b>itsalanis</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 6:33pm<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 10:55pm<b>terspal</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 3:40pm<b>singer0421</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 7:23am<b>sarcasm_insanity</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 11:47pm<b>mcronin</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 4:44pm

Fucked!<b>eski2015</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 5:08am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 10:16pm<b>terspal</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 9:41pm

khatuba's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

khatuba's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

by Ella / 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML

by Tim / 06/16/2009 at 2:15am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

by deucelututi / 05/31/2009 at 8:03am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

by deucelututi / 05/31/2009 at 8:03am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML

by reb2632 / 05/29/2009 at 4:13pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation

Today, we were visiting my great-grandma, who has Alzheimer’s. We spent most of the day with her and she didn't know who we all were. Time came for us to leave so when I gave her a hug good-bye, she whispered into my ear, "You're my type." FML

by KarlwithaK / 05/18/2009 at 11:29pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

by creepermagnet / 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

by poisonhand / 01/14/2009 at 10:32am / United States (Michigan) / Love