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kharyll_1
  • Town/Country : Colorado Springs, CO
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 May 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 127
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28985) - you deserved it (1785)

On 04/15/2012 at 2:43pm - intimacy - by jonasister (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, my mom started dipping into my college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18949) - you deserved it (1148)

On 04/15/2012 at 1:38pm - animals - by really mom (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

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On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65049) - you deserved it (6427)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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