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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 May 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 62
  • Number of comments : 13
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Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19317) - you deserved it (46953)

On 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by WhyAppleWhy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32749) - you deserved it (7269)

On 07/17/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by grenade (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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