About khaayotic : My name is Kayla, and I cry over anime boys.
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by jon / 08/31/2012 at 5:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML
by Anonymous / 08/31/2012 at 6:16am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 08/28/2012 at 12:29am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML
by kvdfan / 08/27/2012 at 8:57am / United States / Love
Today, I found out that my six year old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML
by yoggabe / 08/18/2012 at 4:34pm / Mexico (Tabasco) / Kids
by Just_Me_88 / 08/18/2012 at 1:09am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML
by Amberain / 08/16/2012 at 11:16am / United Kingdom (Halton) / Love
by lonely. / 08/15/2012 at 12:46pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML
by mikeissad / 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Deaththreat101 / 08/08/2012 at 4:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML
by NaKreen / 07/30/2012 at 6:21pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Miscellaneous
by marquez_jasmine / 07/21/2012 at 11:08am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by anonymous / 07/19/2012 at 6:31pm / United States / Love
by shorty4 / 07/13/2012 at 10:36am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Dammit / 07/07/2012 at 12:45am / United States (California) / Health
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, at my oldest sisters wedding she forgot something borrowed. she looked at me and said if I'm… Today, I decided to sink low enough to sign up for one of those 'get paid for taking a survey site'… Today, I went to my friends house that I haven't heard from in two weeks. Literally had to take a…