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About khaayotic : My name is Kayla, and I cry over anime boys.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML
Friday 2 October 2015