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  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 December 1995 (19 years)
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About khaayotic : My name is Kayla, and I cry over anime boys.

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Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26225) - you deserved it (3270)

On 08/27/2012 at 8:57am - love - by kvdfan (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my six year old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26313) - you deserved it (2167)

On 08/18/2012 at 4:34pm - kids - by yoggabe (woman) - Mexico (Tabasco)

Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML


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On 08/16/2012 at 11:16am - love - by Amberain (woman) - United Kingdom (Halton)

Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML


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On 08/15/2012 at 12:46pm - love - by lonely. (man) - United States (New York)

Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML


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On 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm - work - by mikeissad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML


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On 08/08/2012 at 4:39pm - misc - by Deaththreat101 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML


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On 07/30/2012 at 6:21pm - misc - by NaKreen (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML


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On 07/21/2012 at 11:08am - love - by marquez_jasmine - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML


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On 07/13/2012 at 10:36am - misc - by shorty4 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML


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On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML


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On 07/02/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by nobrony (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was entering a guy's number into my phone, and I couldn't remember his name. Embarrassed, I tried to be sneaky and asked, "Can you spell your name for me, please?" His name is Bob. FML


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On 06/28/2012 at 3:58pm - misc - by Bernadette (woman) -

Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML


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On 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

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