About khaayotic : My name is Kayla, and I really, really love food.I play League of Legends, Kingdom Hearts, Maplestory, Minecraft, Torchlight II and Call of Duty (although not anymore, because my boyfriend scratched my CoD) I'm a band geek. (MCR, ATL, Hedley, Rise Against, P!ATD ftw.) I read and watch a ton of manga and anime.I could say I longboard, but that's a bit of a lie, seeing as I'm only in the process of being taught.That's about it~
P.s: Fair warning to all, I'm a huge grammar nazi. Teehee. c:
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Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
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Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone, when at one point I said, "Oh yeah, you like that?" She responded, "I can't actually feel anything you know, we're just on the phone." FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 12:00am - intimacy - by talkingtoaretard (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
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On 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by anon. (woman) - United States
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
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Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML
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On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML
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On 11/05/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by sophhiee - United States (Maryland)
Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
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On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
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