About khaayotic : My name is Kayla, and I cry over anime boys.
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Today, at work, due to a mix up, I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors for permission to hang up. FML
by ring-a-ding-ding / 12/06/2014 at 12:18am / United States (Nevada) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/27/2014 at 1:51pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/11/2014 at 10:37am / United States / Intimacy
Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
by notsofriendly / 11/06/2014 at 3:15pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was being interviewed for a grant over the phone. When asked why I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver. FML
by lady parts / 10/27/2014 at 7:05pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by MegasaurusRex89 / 10/17/2014 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 10:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by very punny / 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by ihatejasonderulo / 09/02/2014 at 11:32am / United Kingdom (Hounslow) / Intimacy
Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML
by Anonymous / 08/25/2014 at 1:44am / United States (Ohio) / Geek
by not a dick-man / 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/09/2014 at 9:31am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
Today, I went to a market. I saw stall which had mainly animal furs and things like that. I found a rounded, furry pen and stroked my cheek with it. Wondering what it was, being so soft and oddly shaped, I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML
by happypineapple / 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
by massachusettsan / 06/24/2014 at 8:07pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by stopinthenameoflove / 06/19/2014 at 10:37am / Ireland (Dublin) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller… Today, I got food poisoning and have had the worst diarrhea ever. I laid down in bed, hoping to get… Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack.…