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  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 December 1995 (19 years)
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About khaayotic : My name is Kayla, and I cry over anime boys.

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Today, I was chatting to a friend on Facebook about girls, and why we're single. We somehow ended up admitting to one another that we'd never get girlfriends, finding out that we both like hentai porn, and trading info on Japanese sex toys. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9626) - you deserved it (30058)

On 12/08/2012 at 5:52pm - love - by XxtentaculonxX - United Kingdom (Argyll and Bute)

Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me. Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML


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On 12/05/2012 at 12:55pm - health - by Emily - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML


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On 12/03/2012 at 7:38pm - misc - by FlyingFist - United States

Today, I put on a shirt that said "skilled in every position." My boyfriend took one look and said, "since when?" FML


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On 11/18/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML


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On 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by thanks, fuckface (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend snapped at me for being lazy and incompetent, and declared that if I was going to behave like a child, she would be treating me like one. This includes safety-proofing the house, talking to me like a 3-year-old and slapping me with a wooden spoon when I do something wrong. FML


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On 11/13/2012 at 7:43pm - misc - by Z - Australia

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28572) - you deserved it (2061)

On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, my friend showed me a video of me in a nightclub. I was holding two Skittles vodka shots and shouting, "Red and green, merry Kwanzaa!" The shots were yellow and purple. I can't remember that night at all. FML

Today, dressed in my sexiest nightie, I asked my boyfriend in the most sensual voice possible what he'd like me do to for him tonight. His eyed widened, he started clapping wildly and then shrieked, "SPAGHETTI CARBONARA!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (26459) - you deserved it (4595) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/01/2012 at 7:48am - love - by Anonymous - France (Picardie)

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying that I couldn't wait for him to get home and see my costume, and that I had dressed up as a naked lady. He texted back asking if I could dress up as someone who was making dinner instead. FML


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On 11/01/2012 at 3:54am - intimacy - by okay._. - United States (California)

Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said, "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing and making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When my mom heard, she high-fived him too. FML


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On 10/31/2012 at 6:06am - misc - by hakuna matata - United States (California)

Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML


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On 10/16/2012 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by L (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, I found out why my cat hasn't been coming home for regular meals. Apparently, my elderly next door neighbour has forgotten that her cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning. My cat is exploiting her by impersonating her dead cat to get better food. My cat is an asshole. FML


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On 10/10/2012 at 4:43am - animals - by assholecat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML


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On 10/07/2012 at 10:20am - love - by justabitembarrassed - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML


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On 10/03/2012 at 6:03pm - misc - by tehaustiebear (man) - United States (California)

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