About khaayotic : My name is Kayla, and I cry over anime boys.
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Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML
by YourAverageFckUp / 08/22/2015 at 9:21pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by lonelygal69 / 08/19/2015 at 1:54am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by I hate games / 08/18/2015 at 4:17pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, I had to fire an employee due to his staggering incompetence. The moment I said the F-word, he started fake-coughing, then loudly humming, then went to his desk and pretended not to hear anything I was saying. It took 3 of us to drag him out of the building kicking and screaming. FML
by bruised / 08/15/2015 at 11:47am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/11/2015 at 10:23pm / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Intimacy
by Lilo4life / 08/06/2015 at 11:18am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 07/17/2015 at 3:04am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/10/2015 at 12:52pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Kids
by BrittUnicorn / 07/06/2015 at 11:14am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML
by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" / 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML
by Anonymous / 06/19/2015 at 9:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by what / 06/11/2015 at 6:46pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, a customer called the Chinese restaurant where I work and complained about her takeout order not including donuts. After informing her that we don't have them, she started to curse at me while citing the website as proof. She thought wontons were synonymous with donuts. FML
by taylorbrown97 / 06/07/2015 at 3:05pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I bought an expensive video game and decided to show it off and post a photo of it on Instagram. When I got home to play it, it rejected my activation key. I then realised it was showing in the Instagram post. FML
by PISSED OFF / 05/17/2015 at 9:09am / Australia / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m on vacation in Tunisia. Having trouble with the heat at night, I tried sleeping outside… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without…