About khaayotic : My name is Kayla, and I cry over anime boys.
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by what / 06/11/2015 at 6:46pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, a customer called the Chinese restaurant where I work and complained about her takeout order not including donuts. After informing her that we don't have them, she started to curse at me while citing the website as proof. She thought wontons were synonymous with donuts. FML
by taylorbrown97 / 06/07/2015 at 3:05pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I bought an expensive video game and decided to show it off and post a photo of it on Instagram. When I got home to play it, it rejected my activation key. I then realised it was showing in the Instagram post. FML
by PISSED OFF / 05/17/2015 at 9:09am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML
by sistertaxi / 05/14/2015 at 10:23am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Random737193 / 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by montanadinosaur / 04/26/2015 at 12:05am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Evra / 04/16/2015 at 1:04am / United States / Intimacy
by RadioactiveKush / 03/01/2015 at 2:07am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by SDCore / 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by okseñoryoucrazy / 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm / United States / Intimacy
by Chemist-why / 01/30/2015 at 10:11am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML
by frozenpoo / 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm / United States / Kids
Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
by KalaKa / 12/20/2014 at 3:45pm / United States / Love
Today, my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve a problem by determining whether it was better for "Edna" to repair or replace her AC unit. He said Edna is an "old person's name" and she was "probably going to die soon anyway", so she shouldn't do either. FML
by MedStudent90 / 12/11/2014 at 1:10pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids