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khaayotic
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 December 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1466
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About khaayotic : My name is Kayla, and I cry over anime boys.

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Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

#196936
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48544) - you deserved it (38658)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:27pm - kids - by Fat Dad (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was walking through the mall with my boyfriend of a year and a half. There was sign outside of the jewelry store that said, "Engagement Rings-No interest for 12 months." I said, "Look, baby! No interest." He replied, "That's right...NO INTEREST." FML

#151605
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22217) - you deserved it (43297)

On 02/27/2009 at 10:18am - love - by Ma.Sa.La. (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

#129411
53 comments

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On 02/24/2009 at 11:33pm - misc - by asdfghjkl_12 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

#125152
82 comments

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On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

#10978
35 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 7:55pm - misc - by frenchy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
68 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

#1114
56 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
363 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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