About khaayotic : My name is Kayla, and I cry over anime boys.
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by anonymous / 06/11/2010 at 12:56am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Collin / 06/10/2010 at 3:59pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by mperrotta913 / 05/21/2010 at 11:46am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by drsyl54 / 03/28/2010 at 5:04am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
by pumpkinlover89 / 03/27/2010 at 4:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML
by Anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 03/09/2010 at 1:43am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by CatWoman / 02/11/2010 at 12:33am / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy
by cherrycokeee / 02/06/2010 at 1:29pm / Love
by JK / 01/31/2010 at 7:24pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML
by Anonymous / 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Miscellaneous
by Obsessed / 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/23/2010 at 11:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML
by snorlax / 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by burnedboy / 01/18/2010 at 2:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous