About khaayotic : My name is Kayla, and I cry over anime boys.
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by mimi / 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Cantgetno / 09/20/2011 at 3:45am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML
by DeadScared / 09/18/2011 at 8:23pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
by awesomekidsmum / 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by CHStennis_4 / 09/03/2011 at 12:48am / United States (Utah) / Love
by slut / 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Thebestman123 / 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by INside / 08/02/2011 at 12:52am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML
by Anonymous / 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by assante2010 / 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm / United States (Maine) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm / United States / Intimacy
by Nick / 07/08/2011 at 1:19am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by outofajob / 07/08/2011 at 1:10am / United States / Work
by Unknown / 07/07/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Missouri) / Holidays
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home… Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing… Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle…