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khaayotic

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2267
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About khaayotic : My name is Kayla, and I cry over anime boys.

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Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

#14023923
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23734) - you deserved it (50545)

On 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML

#13915907
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15732) - you deserved it (53086)

On 11/20/2010 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by pst - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11791) - you deserved it (49891)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

#13799355
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9182) - you deserved it (38541)

On 11/11/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by latino (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious... my precious" in Gollum's voice. FML

#13782516
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39007) - you deserved it (6995)

On 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by single (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious... my precious" in Gollum's voice. FML

#13782516
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39007) - you deserved it (6995)

On 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by single (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML

#13558265
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52882) - you deserved it (4105)

On 10/23/2010 at 2:07am - love - by Oriianna Raiinbow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

#13373695
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29871) - you deserved it (8954)

On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

#13338032
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10767) - you deserved it (51257)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:37am - love - by crucets (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

#12305756
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38394) - you deserved it (10219)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

#11513456
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30735) - you deserved it (33814)

On 06/28/2010 at 4:12am - intimacy - by megaladon - United States (California)

Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML

#11117532
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52449) - you deserved it (21249)

On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a public pool. A very fat kid yelled, "Cannon Ball!" He jumped right on me. FML

#11105800
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45116) - you deserved it (4058)

On 06/10/2010 at 3:59pm - misc - by Collin - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML

#10667407
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46599) - you deserved it (13743)

On 05/21/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by mperrotta913 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML



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