About khaayotic : My name is Kayla, and I cry over anime boys.
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by FoodyFood / 03/19/2012 at 12:59am / Australia (South Australia) / Kids
by Austin Franklin / 03/18/2012 at 7:41am / United States / Love
Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML
by Brian / 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by daddy-o / 03/14/2012 at 3:51am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
Today, a Russian guy came up to me on the train and informed me that I look exactly like a typical Russian woman. He then went on to explain that I even had enough fat to survive their cold winters. FML
by Anonymous / 03/14/2012 at 2:15am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML
by yamsterr / 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/22/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML
by mishie1 / 02/21/2012 at 7:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
by desperate905 / 02/21/2012 at 3:10am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy
by DBZ / 02/20/2012 at 10:53am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Cheap N Happy / 02/17/2012 at 4:44am / United States / Love
by fuck teh poleese / 02/12/2012 at 4:50pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 02/11/2012 at 12:57am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/10/2012 at 4:07pm / Belgium (Brabant Wallon) / Miscellaneous