About khaayotic : My name is Kayla, and I cry over anime boys.
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by sociallyawkward / 05/18/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (Georgia) / Money
by forever_young / 05/13/2016 at 9:03am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by just-a-fat-cat / 05/02/2016 at 11:25pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Animals
by 0h_Boy / 04/20/2016 at 4:03pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by iliana74 / 04/20/2016 at 12:07pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I woke up at 2 AM to the sounds of my roommate and his girlfriend on Skype, playing a game of, "No, I love YOU more, baby, schmoopy schmoopy schmoopy schmoo". It went on for around half an hour. FML
by GetAnotherRoomAlready / 03/12/2016 at 12:58am / United States / Miscellaneous
by cutiecuppiecakez / 02/29/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Jif_Creamy / 02/28/2016 at 12:00am / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Unreciprocated / 02/25/2016 at 1:12am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by leahrb / 02/24/2016 at 1:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/24/2016 at 12:28pm / United States / Love
Today, I worked such a long shift at Panera that when my boyfriend called later, I answered, "It's a fresh day at Panera Bread in [town], this is [name] speaking. How may I help you?" He thought it was hilarious. FML
by Anonymous / 02/17/2016 at 7:53pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML
by marriedbutlonely / 02/14/2016 at 9:36pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Diet_Water / 02/14/2016 at 12:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonyme / 01/29/2016 at 5:38pm / China (Shanghai) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were… Today, my girlfriend and I were making love in the backseat. Being in the moment we didn't notice… Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just…