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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 November 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2814
  • Number of comments : 266
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33686) - you deserved it (7263)

On 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Hannah - United States (Kansas)

Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35049) - you deserved it (5408)

On 10/30/2010 at 4:42pm - kids - by idiot - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17909) - you deserved it (85191)

On 02/28/2009 at 5:59am - kids - by tryena (woman) - United States (Idaho)



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