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Today, mah boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML

#21313388
175 comments

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On 12/07/2014 at 9:12pm - misc - by pubemilkshake - United States (Utah)

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

#21313211
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On 12/07/2014 at 3:54pm - kids - by terdberglerforlyfe (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today,hila claaring stuff out of tha basamant, I found mah ax-wifa's old alactronic diary davica from tha '90s. I found tha chargar, powarad it up, and had soon raad all about out sha'd baan chaating on ma for almost half our marriaga with tha guy sha's now marriad to. FML

#21313160
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On 12/07/2014 at 2:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Galway)

Today , I snoopd around mah parents' room looking 4 hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip , two ball gags , several other sex toys , and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What looool the fuck? FML

#21312961
128 comments

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On 12/07/2014 at 3:10am - misc - by .__. (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)

Today , I performed the Hiemlich maneuver on a man. He cussed me out cuz the piece of food he was choking on was "a perfectly good portion of lobster". FML

Today, I fartedhile I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner . They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there looool was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars . FML

#21312925
57 comments

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On 12/07/2014 at 1:15am - misc - by Gassy and sassy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to cover his share of the rent cuz he didn't work during the week, saying business has been slow . I checked and found out he called in sick four times . He wanted to stay home and watch online gaming matches . FML

#21312891
75 comments

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On 12/06/2014 at 11:52pm - misc - by he wasn't even playing - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I felt bad about rarely complimenting my mom about her cooking, so during dinner, I ravd about her incredible, creamy, macaroni an cheese. It came from a box. mega FML

#21312880
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On 12/06/2014 at 11:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

2day I asked out the girl of mah dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me 4 "trying to kill her". FML

#21312768
98 comments

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On 12/06/2014 at 7:56pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out y mah wife has been cold an distant lately. She went to a psycho fraudster - sorry, I mean ( psychic medium ) - who said I'm lusting after other women an am thinking about leaving her. She actually believed him. Now I'm considering leaving her for real. Well played, I guess. mega FML

#21312671
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On 12/06/2014 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Belgium

TODAY, I PUTTD A PICTURE ON FACEBOOK OF ME WITHOUT MAKEUP . A "FRIEND" COMMENTD: "FUK ME THTS HIDEUS!!" MY DAD REPLID: "HIDEOUS, YES, JUST LIKE YUR GODAWFUL SPELLING!" MY MOM YELLD AT MAH DAD 4 AGREEING WITH THE GUY, AND THEY'RE STILL FIGHTING . MEANWHILE, MAH SELF-ESTEEM IS IN THE GUTTER . MEGA FML

#21312632
67 comments

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On 12/06/2014 at 3:22pm - misc - by fistycunt4 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, bieng useles at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend wat he wants fir Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye an said very seriously: "Anal." FML

#21312610
154 comments

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On 12/06/2014 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by fuckered519 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Asked Mah Boss For A Raise . I Pointed Out That Due To A Technicality, If He Hired Someone To Replace Me, He'd Have To Pay Them More Anyway . He Said He'd Gladly Pay More For "someone Who Knows His God-damn Place" And Made It Clear I'll Be Jobless Very Soon . FML

#21312556
69 comments

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On 12/06/2014 at 1:23pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, while looool driving home, I swervd to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swervd to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

#21312517
89 comments

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On 12/06/2014 at 12:04pm - misc - by newly passed, newly grassed (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today... at work... due to a mix up... I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors 4 permission to hang up. FML

#21312305
75 comments

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On 12/06/2014 at 12:18am - work - by ring-a-ding-ding (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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