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keverdeen
  • Town/Country : california
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 July 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 371
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About keverdeen : I just really like food and the internet. And my chinchilla is my best friend.

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Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML

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166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41009) - you deserved it (9529)

On 09/20/2013 at 6:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, feeling very distant to my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4820) - you deserved it (52502)

On 12/08/2012 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was visiting my daughter, whose husband was still asleep at noon. I made a point of stomping around on the hardwood floor and speaking loudly to wake his lazy ass up. Turns out he's now working a 14-hour graveyard shift, and it has no negative effect on his shoe-throwing skills. FML

#20193830
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4388) - you deserved it (68638)

On 12/06/2012 at 2:23pm - misc - by mom (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25710) - you deserved it (2620)

On 09/16/2010 at 5:04am - misc - by itchybollos - Australia



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