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keso1
  • Town/Country : Albuquerque, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 June 1990 (22 years)
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Today, I was sitting on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy came and sat next to me. Next thing I know, he farts loudly, then proudly looks my way. I stared back in shock. He says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49163) - you deserved it (9961)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (481149) - you deserved it (24434)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (461571) - you deserved it (573404)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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