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keso1

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 June 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1420
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>HairyPunisher</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 5:16pm<b>riannadunne</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 9:07pm<b>regann_alexis</b> - the 05/26/2013 at 11:40am<b>Evie97</b> - the 03/12/2013 at 3:15pm<b>Shawn_Tizzle20</b> - the 08/07/2011 at 8:28pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 7:10am

Fucked!<b>riannadunne</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 3:07am

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keso1's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

by flying13 / 11/03/2010 at 3:27am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

by happybirthday / 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy