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kerrwoof
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 817
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, my hubby asked for a morning blow job, and I happily obliged. All was going great until he came and farted at the same time. I laughed and reassured him it was no big deal. He cried. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46059) - you deserved it (5561)

On 01/21/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by airbiscuit (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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On 07/19/2011 at 6:57pm - love - by nickrick12 - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40449) - you deserved it (5040)

On 02/05/2011 at 4:32am - love - by em - United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire)



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