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Today, I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML

#6354793 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (29031) - you deserved it (1754)

On 11/18/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Grad2010 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my condo board refused to lift the new policy requiring pet owners to carry dogs in common areas because someone's dog is peeing in the hall. I can't physically carry my two dogs, so I'm now forced to wheel them through the building in a borrowed baby stroller. FML

#6351761 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (20760) - you deserved it (2422)

On 11/18/2009 at 4:50am - animals - by Slivered - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML

#6348430 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (31531) - you deserved it (1100)

On 11/17/2009 at 10:18pm - misc - by usmcgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out the presentation I've been looking forward to and preparing for months only has three people registered to attend. I'll be talking to an empty room for an hour. FML

#6180723 (24)

I agree, your life sucks (16894) - you deserved it (1397)

On 11/06/2009 at 10:22am - misc - by kernelkat (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML

#6089701 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (24491) - you deserved it (1800)

On 10/31/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML

#6022532 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (5234) - you deserved it (44621)

On 10/27/2009 at 11:36am - misc - by dave (man) - United States

Today, my three-year-old decided to dump the entire contents of her cereal box onto the kitchen floor because she was looking for a "prize." The only prize we found was a huge dead cockroach, which she promptly stuck in her mouth. FML

#6013490 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (24273) - you deserved it (2203)

On 10/26/2009 at 8:42pm - kids - by laxie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found a dead puppy in my backyard. I have never owned any pets. FML

#5966909 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (29163) - you deserved it (1363)

On 10/23/2009 at 10:59pm - misc - by WhyMe (man) - Australia (New South Wales)