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keoct's favorite FMLs

Today, I got mugged. But luckily I had on my keyring the pepper spray that my husband had insisted I keep with me. Unlucky for me, my husband's co-worker, who borrowed my keys, emptied my pepper by spraying it on a brick wall one day when he was bored. FML

#14902184
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30556) - you deserved it (2646)

On 02/08/2011 at 10:27pm - misc - by Username -

Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML

#14654944
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25001) - you deserved it (4556)

On 01/20/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by neverhavingkids (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30658) - you deserved it (19919) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I found out that when I thought the bullying had finally stopped, the bullies had actually been sponsored to be nice for charity. FML

#14380457
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22661) - you deserved it (2201)

On 12/29/2010 at 8:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, after shoveling one guy's steps, sidewalk, and driveway for two hours straight, I went to ask for my money. He said, "Work is its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML

#14357167
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26728) - you deserved it (5250)

On 12/27/2010 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

#14269836
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32548) - you deserved it (2851)

On 12/20/2010 at 6:23am - misc - by anonymous -

Today, not only did I miss my bus by seconds, I also saw the bus driver smirking as he drove past me in the middle of the Canadian winter. FML

#14233418
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26653) - you deserved it (3122)

On 12/17/2010 at 8:20am - misc - by peanutface - Canada

Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML

#14189966
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27233) - you deserved it (3421)

On 12/13/2010 at 11:29am - misc - by Amanda - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

#14139817
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32793) - you deserved it (3694)

On 12/09/2010 at 4:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I spent ages at CVS waiting for a flu shot. The main cause of holdup was a disagreement between the pharmacist and the insurance company over 4 cents. FML

#14135848
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21646) - you deserved it (2252)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:07pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I built a snowman. When I'd finished, I went inside to get a scarf and carrot for the nose. As I came back outside, a snowplough ran it over, and the driver waved at me. FML

Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML

#13990744
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32646) - you deserved it (7029)

On 11/26/2010 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Interrupted - United States (Texas)

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

#13816723
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22550) - you deserved it (4433)

On 11/12/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss was watching taser pranks online, when he said he was going to "get me". We often take turns playing pranks on each other, and I was the last to prank him. Now I'm terrified to move or turn my back on anything other than a wall at work. FML

#13801647
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18072) - you deserved it (7823)

On 11/11/2010 at 12:46pm - work - by MrsKSB - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a small gathering of family and friends over to celebrate my son's baptism. One of my friends happens to be a police officer. The entire event consisted of him arresting three of my family members. Don't worry, he came back to get some cake. FML

#13756380
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23823) - you deserved it (3788)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:09pm - misc - by jadehin (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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