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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 March 1996 (19 years)
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About kenzierian : I love music, art, and my ex boyfriend. :)

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Today, while sitting in a crowded waiting room at the doctor's office, my 5-year-old daughter pointed at my 6-year-old son's crotch and boomed, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which he yelled, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML


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On 09/27/2013 at 4:00pm - kids - by SerenityJ (woman) - United States (California)

Today, we got a call that my brother stuck a rock up his nose and couldn't get it out. My mom had to pick him up and take him to the hospital. My brother is 20. FML


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On 05/23/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by littlebigbrother - Japan

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML


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On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I felt manly. I spent almost the entire day peeling paint, power sanding, and applying Spackle for my grandma. Strutting with masculinity, I headed for the shower, only to let out a womanly yelp at a spider hanging at eye level around a corner. Manliness gone. FML


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On 03/29/2012 at 9:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML


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On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my resume contained the word "masturbation" in the skills section, courtesy of a practical joke by my best friend. I have been using this CV unsuccessfully for over two months. FML


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On 03/13/2012 at 8:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML


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On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

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