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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 February 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 370
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About kenziekatt125 : Sup bitch.(:
I'm a muddafukkin beast. 14 years young and I talk to basically anyone. Got any problems with me? You can gtfo my back and shut up bitch and ride dis dick. Lmfao. Got any questions? Ask bitch!
okbye loveyouu(: hahahahahaha. no. Not really.

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kenziekatt125's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML

#19406343
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7665) - you deserved it (35785)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my therapist gave me some great self-sufficiency advice. It sounded familiar. When I got home I realized she had been quoting Christina Aguilera songs. For £100 an hour. FML

#19271086
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24293) - you deserved it (3563)

On 03/13/2012 at 1:33pm - health - by PixieWrists - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42033) - you deserved it (9127)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML

#18764509
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25858) - you deserved it (6154)

On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States

Today, my mom found a new way to get me to clean my room. She piled everything from my floor in front of my wardrobe and padlocked my dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in my room. The worst part? She put over a hundred decoys in there too. FML

#17880889
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10302) - you deserved it (34216)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I gave a man a cigarette. He spent the rest of the day so far following me around, telling me all about his medical history, and chasing after me when I got too far away. I couldn't get rid of him for hours. FML

#17878536
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21448) - you deserved it (7340)

On 10/01/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

#2275729
729 comments

I agree, your life sucks (269759) - you deserved it (143648)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone started playing from the bush. FML

#1415688
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (207369) - you deserved it (11183)

On 04/28/2009 at 2:27am - intimacy - by liveforpeace_ (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
925 comments

I agree, your life sucks (346681) - you deserved it (38546)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
457 comments

I agree, your life sucks (406865) - you deserved it (66835)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (241519) - you deserved it (31677)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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