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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 81
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my little brothers wouldn't stop teasing me over the fact that I'm a virgin and they are not. They are 13 and 16, I'm 22. What's worse? My dad quickly joined them. FML

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210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57313) - you deserved it (6994)

On 05/12/2013 at 12:35am - misc - by lamsolonely - United States

Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets. FML

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149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38171) - you deserved it (8312) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/18/2013 at 6:34pm - love - by inconnue - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

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582 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13059) - you deserved it (54024) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

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155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28183) - you deserved it (6923)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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