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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 258
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

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On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon after I had explained to her how scared I was of the exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML

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