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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 271
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About kelseygoodine13 : I'm 16, I love motocross, big trucks, cats, food and shopping. I'm a senior, and after graduation I plan to go to school to take digital photography and pursue my love of photography.

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Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML

#20073337
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On 09/15/2012 at 6:16pm - love - by hannah (woman) - New Zealand (Marlborough)

Today, I got mad at my parents and threatened to run away. Things got so bad that I packed a bag and left, planning to hide in my front yard to teach them a lesson. It's been two hours, and I'm still standing behind a bush in front of my house while they make no effort to look for me. FML

#20072843
256 comments

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On 09/15/2012 at 11:37am - misc - by Rowan Curry - United States (California)

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML

#20072649
114 comments

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On 09/15/2012 at 7:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML

#20072555
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On 09/15/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by not the scalpel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that you can be so sleep deprived that you sleep through your alarm, a construction crew outside your house, and your bladder completely voiding itself. FML

#20071794
94 comments

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On 09/14/2012 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML

#20071617
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On 09/14/2012 at 12:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

#20071482
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On 09/14/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had breakfast with his grandmother. She told him how I'm prettier than "that Mexican" he'd brought home for dinner last week. We had dinner with her last week, and I'm that same Mexican. She then went on to how Mexicans are what's wrong with the economy. FML

#20071462
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On 09/14/2012 at 10:13am - misc - by MexicanMe (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML

#20071176
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On 09/14/2012 at 1:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML

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On 09/13/2012 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by blueballs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realized that these awful freaks are going to make more money than I ever will. FML

#20070573
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On 09/13/2012 at 6:29pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realized that these awful freaks are going to make more money than I ever will. FML

#20070573
144 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 6:29pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I invited my boyfriend to his first dinner out with my family. As my older brother was discussing the injuries he'd received while working as a tow truck driver, my innocent 10 year old brother piped up saying he should see what I did to my boyfriend's back with my nails. FML

Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML

#20070030
91 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 8:37am - misc - by Sprtsgeek13 - United States (Maine)

Today, at work, I was talking to a Scottish woman when my coworker and I both told her we were also Scottish. To this she replied, "We Scottish people get around." I then said, "Tell me about it, I'm one of four siblings from my dad, he definitely gets around." She was talking about travel. FML

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On 09/13/2012 at 1:19am - work - by jcedarholm (woman) - United States (California)



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