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  • Birth Date : Friday 23 June 1995 (19 years)
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About kelsey71 : I love funny things, photography, hockey, softball, and The Spill Canvas

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Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22356) - you deserved it (2521)

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