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About kellyrofl : my name aint bic
but i keep that flame.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I walkd into mah house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML
TODAY, AFTER A LATE NIGHT AT A BAR, I STEPPED INTO MAH BUILDING'S ELEVATOR WITH A CHINESE MANHO WAS CARRYING A PLASTIC BAG. WITHOUT THINKING, I SAID, "OOOH, R U STILL DELIVERING?" HIS RESPONSE WAS, "I LIVE HERE." FML
Friday 27 March 2015