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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 May 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 613
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About kellyrofl : my name aint bic
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Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25322) - you deserved it (130743)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:33pm - health - by ubbernoob (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6943) - you deserved it (48220)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)



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