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  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 May 1993 (21 years)
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About kellyrofl : my name aint bic
but i keep that flame.

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Today, I walkd into mah house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25410) - you deserved it (131289)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:33pm - health - by ubbernoob (man) - United States (Arkansas)

TODAY, AFTER A LATE NIGHT AT A BAR, I STEPPED INTO MAH BUILDING'S ELEVATOR WITH A CHINESE MANHO WAS CARRYING A PLASTIC BAG. WITHOUT THINKING, I SAID, "OOOH, R U STILL DELIVERING?" HIS RESPONSE WAS, "I LIVE HERE." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7543) - you deserved it (48322)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)



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